I'm pretty sure that means he's gonna get sick soon (especially since I just typed this). Its been a hellava week so lets get to the Final Thoughts and be done with it!
1. Juanito is hunting for this:
|Aren't I cute? Look I'm smiling for the camera! Whatcha got in your hand? |
OHMYGOD YOUREGONNAKILLME?! WHY? What did I ever do to you! I don't even taste good! Bastard!
I hope that he enjoys his hunting trip and that he comes back feeling all manly and virile or whatever, but please dear God do not let him get a javelina. I have no idea what to do with the damn meat. (Jerky!) I've heard that it smells badly and is only good if mixed with pork to make sausage.
I made sausage one time with Norma Rae and my dad. It was the most phallic-focused event I have ever experienced with my father in the room. Not interested in that repeat performance.
2. I wanna buy a new rug for the living room but I can't justify shelling out the money when we have a perfectly fine rug. But I can move that rug into the dining room and then the living room would be transformed. Who wants to give me oh, like $1000 for this pretty little rug in Pottery Barn? Anyone?
3.I regret cutting my hair. I had really long hair and back in June I cut it off, like way off. I have hated it ever since. I have been dying my hair the same, well, pattern for the lack of a technical word (I'm not a stylist, which is so evident like every morning, so I have no idea what the right word or phrase would be here). So I'm open to new ideas but I'm all over the place in ideas. So until I can fire it out I'll be rocking an up-do, every.single.day.
Happy George Washington's Birthday. Enjoy your weekend and may your batteries be fully charged by Monday morning!