Saturday, August 28, 2010

So change it is acomin'.  I'm not sure how or when or where or pretty much anything about it other than this gut feeling that something has to give.  It started with complete boredom at work and has snowballed into a big pile of "I don't wanna" that has impacted all of my life.  But apparently apathy gives way to change right?

I was thinking school but don't know if I have the time to devote to a Master's program.  It might be a a physical change so we're getting a bootleg of the P90X program.  The Husband is totally excited about it and I'm just...well....please refer to the apathy above.  Its not that I'm not excited but I just wanna fast forward to the end of the 90 days.  To that point when everyone will be A-MAZED at the complete and total change in my body and how I can suddenly wear (and afford) Prada and Ann Taylor - not outlet! 

I'm making the effort in one area and I'm hoping like hell that the effort that I've made will work.  In the mean time I'm crossing all appendages in an effort to will all good fortune into the one proverbial basket of eggs I am waiting on.  So that I don't jinx its I'm not saying anything but say a little prayer with me Internet people that this works. 

Monday, August 2, 2010

Formal Complaint

Who do I have to kill to get more walnuts in my butternut squash ravioli lean cuisine?

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Got Nothang

So I actually have time to sit down and write something witty and inspiring and noteworthy.

I got nuttin.

But that brings up a thought that I have been mulling over lately.  I am "friends" with the receptionist at my office on Facebook.  Its not that we have anything in common other than our employer, but she requested...anyways!!  Point is, she post things all the time and I know that it ain't English and it ain't Spanish.  Its like Ebonics but a higher level of Ebonics.  For example.....

"i liked the ice-cream we had last nite! lol.. i cant wait to receive ur invites their effin hilar! esp da girl 1's i cnt stop crackin up!btw i absolutely luv the purp dress-we have such good taste ;D"

The spell checker inside of me is having a minor fit and the curl of my upper lip and double roll of my eyes totally conveys my irritation at the complete hatchet job this post has done to the English language.  This is our future?  I mean I am all about expressing ones elves, but is there something wrong with expressing it on correct language???  Little caveat - I am not an English major or even close to it (Marketing woot woot) but that only proves that even an idiot with a Marketing degree can do a better job than this.  But wait, am I old and this is the cool young hip thing to do?  Did I miss the boat and now we just spell things phonetically? Is this laziness or evolution?

Watev...effit, this mofo is outtie!