I have become trained by Facebook. I feel compelled to shout out things to people in the grocery store, people in the office and fellow drivers at stop lights in order to update them to my status.
Like….sitting at a stop light when the gas light comes on I want to yell to the people next to me “Gas Light On!!! Hope to make it to the gas station!” As the weather cools down and more windows are open this urge is getting bigger.
Another example…..coming out of the bath room at the office I want to yell “The bathroom spray smells like eucalyptus, 67 Wild Flowers and shit!!” Not the best of ideas…
Or while sitting in my cubical I want to shout to the ceiling “I work with idiots” but then I remember where I am and that the Internet will not protect me from job loss.
I even feel the need to make my hand look like the hand cursor in order to "like" things. No one thumbs up from me! You sir get a cursor finger!
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